Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Movie: Honeymoon Travels Pvt Ltd: Tapori Masala – improper mix!

A movie produced by Farhan Akhtar and Ritesh Sidhwani
With six pairs huddled together around their honeymoon story
Directed by a newcomer Reema Kagti as debutant
Destination is Goa and nobody is reluctant

The first pair is Kay Kay Menon and Raima Sen
The two Bongs are innocent unmatched clan
The boy is a goat and the girl is a squirrel
At times they have many points to quarrel
The boy is marooned and the girl loves lagoon
The girl has a mission to complete before the end of honeymoon

Second pair is Parsi - Minisha Lamba and Abhey Deol
They produced a superb dance on the floor
Both of them carry in them SUPERMAN genes
They can fly, can create amazing scenes
The boy and the girl were the weakest in childhood
When boy touched the girl in school they got super power from Robin Hood

Then comes the Gujju couple Dia Mirza and Ranveer Shorey
The girl has in store her pre-marriage glory
They proved that the marriages are not made in Heaven
The couple is followed on a bike by a Raven
If girl had a plan to run away with Arjun Rampal
Then why did she allow Ranveer in love to fall

Next Couple is Shabana Azmi and Boman Irani
They gave some serious touch in the Kahani
The girl lost her ex-husband and two children
The boy was at the verge of loosing respect from his children
But both are mature and understand the situation
They know the value of each and every relation
Their patience got them their misguided daughter back
Ultimately 55 years old couple had 18 years daughter in their cap

Here comes the next couple Sandhya Mridul and Vikram Chatwal
The girl get ditched by a man and come across this boy on an internet stroll
NRI Hero marries this desi girl and comes for a honeymoon
But no touching his wife and no eating with the same spoon
What he discloses is quite stunning, that he is stray
He doesn’t like to touch a girl as he turns out to be Gay
Then why did he marry this girl and broke her heart
He should have married to a boy and carried out his flirt

The last couple is Punjabi – Karan Khanna and Amisha Patel
The girl is a missile and the boy is a trail
Boy looses interest in his wife and starts loving that gay
It seems that the whole story becomes a bray

The conclusion is that there is lot of Masalas
But none of them are in the right mix
Shall I sit or move – I was in a fix
Was it six in one or one in six
Still I enjoyed the best part let me disclose
The jumbo pack of bucket of popcorns and coke
That helped the boring period not to choke
Hence proved that the story is a moke
Stroke by stoke, joke by joke
Difficult to soak, never try a toke

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